Title: The Grapefruit Chronicles
Author: Insane Troll Logic
Rating: PG-13 (for sexing and cussing)
Disclaimer: I don’t look a thing like James Cameron
Summary: Max gives Logan fruit IN THREE DIFFERENT AND OMG SO COOL WAYS.
Author’s note: So in the middle of a very serious discussion on betas in a ff.net forum,
Shywr1ter goes and says this “For example: if Max walked in and handed Logan a grapefruit, just as she did in the show, your readers would expect a pleased, articulate response from him, as he did in the show. If he a) broke down and wept like a baby; b) swore viciously and threw it back in Max's face; c) looked at her with huge, wide eyes and squealed, "OHMYGAWD, KEWL!!" your readers would immediately look for drugs, a concussion, a signal that this was a parody... or wonder what drugs the writer was taking!”
Naturally I ignore the part about the drugs and took it as a personal challenge. Shy kept egging me on. So I warn you, this is complete and utter CRACK.
The Grapefruit Chronicles